Johnson Tie Bar Reduced Travel Race Lifter Set for all LS Engines, Slow Leakdown, Part #2116LSR

Are you tired of being slow, pathetic, ugly with a receding hairline, erectile disfunction and love handles that dont show you no love? Well let me tell you, if you get these lifters and slap them into your LS powered squatted truck...you're still gonna be ugly, bald, flacid as hell and fat, but you will absolutely DESTROY the competition on your way to see your Cousband or Aunt Ginny. They dont spin in the bores and with the short stroke, kinda like your pipe game, let you rev to the moon while maintaining proper valvetrain control. Buy these and save yourself from a life of meaningless one wheel peels and other generally disgusting life traits that come with being slow.